What a freaking hot month it’s been.  I’m convinced the heat is causing one of my neighbor’s to go insane.  Most of you know me as a kind, charitable, conservative, easy to get along with, non-confrontational (unless of course Mrs. D9 is beating me with a broom stick), and in general all around good guy (again not to be corroborated with Mrs. D9).  Well one of my neighbor’s in the humble Pine Hurst Estates neighborhood, which is almost exclusive for our Hebrew friends, has decided to target D9 for harassment under the cover of darkness.

You ask, what sort of harassment D9, well most people are very consciences of picking up after their dog takes a crap and placing the excrement in a bag and disposing of it when they get home.  Well this nut job socialist (they’re a socialist because they expect me to do their work) has taken the time to scoop up the dog shit, place it in a plastic bag and then throw their little doggie bag treats in our lawn for D9 & Chicken Nuggets (Mara our 7yr old) to find and police up.

Last Sunday night we reached our limit, since this ass-hole was brazen enough to deposit a bag of dog biscuits in broad day light.  Now most people who know your humble host including my leftist, free healthcare loving, “COEXIST” neighbors know that I’m devout precision shooting enthusiast.  And based on a few bumper stickers we have, we seek to inform those slower individuals we are not ones to tolerate aggressive, terrorizing, life threatening attitudes directed towards us.  (Dog shit is a bio-hazard & carriers germs, diseases, and maggots.)

So after having spent the previous Saturday afternoon at the range testing rifles we retrieved an “able body” style target that had a couple holes punched in the 10 ring and a nice “inner eye” tattooed on the forehead along with a paper plate load test target and generic Burris 100yd range target and mounted them on a small yard sign asking the jerk off to pick up their doggie bags.  You may think, D9 this is very provocative and almost border line threatening, well my friends after discussing this with the local PD she stated as long as you are not making verbal or written threats it’s just a yard sign politely telling ass-holes to pick up their dog’ crap.

Ask yourself would you throw anything in a yard that had this sign up?

My friends if you need assistance with communicating your intentions to unwanted infringements on your person or property in a non-violent way please contact us. 

Just in:  As of Saturday either some kind Samaritan afraid of being mistaken for the dog shit bomber or the guilty prick how threw them in the first place policed up their dog treats.  (Ronald Regan would be proud – Peace through superior fire power, the bombing starts in 5 minutes.)

D9.